facial

Facial in ejaculate all over the place but you don't hit your spot

Baby I just came all over you expression on your face she just received a facial

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

fabian choplord

Choppest dude alive, doesn't eat or drink, just takes chops. Responds to Devon or Fabian. Usually seen wearing Louis Vatton shoes, Louis Vatton belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Created when is mother took a chop, and the cloud went through radioactive waste and became a baby.

Damn is that Fabian Choplord, he's such chop.

by dannnydevito42069 December 7, 2018

Fabian

A teacher at my old school who had secretly taken 6000+ pictures and 72 hours worth of videos of naked boys in 1st grade when they were taking a shower after PE as well as after they have gone swimming. He was 2 meters tall and weighed 130 kg though was able to do the worm... WITHOUT CAUSING EARTHQUAKES!!

Shut up you Fabian!

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

Facial Shitsplosion

This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.

Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..

Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.

Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD

by Stoney69 May 30, 2019

Fadiget

Fuck a damn midget

Rylie: Felisha I think you just need to just go fadiget!

by Rylie weatherford August 9, 2019

fading

Even words, not odd or some time odd or including an odd word : put another way : knowing gibberish; and, are loosing the method for which one can explicably describe the gibberish to enhance or in enhancing an original oration. Easy when using succinct simple language and then contrasting a grey area of gibberish whilst maintaining hold on the main sights of the convo.

"AhmAisink" descriptor of the word "hall-savvy", she complimented her colleague in his way to impart knowledge between office admin meets, as before the knowledge fading to a memo template form / document schedule from next month - it was revitalized between the structure because of them.

by ='srtrx September 1, 2019

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019