Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.

Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target

by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024

Trade edging

(In fantasy sports) to negotiate a potential trade with a fellow league member for hours on end just for the trade talks to go absolutely no where.

Trade edging - Bro, Phil and I got so close last night... almost sealed the deal until he passed out. Now he’s not answering my texts.

by Bmack21121 February 18, 2019

straight-edge

never got me through
one single night this cold

but you know how that goes

or maybe you just really don't

I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette

by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018

Hitting the edge

Slang for sucking the sides of a dick.

Could you please continue hitting the edges?

by Mr DS May 27, 2023

cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.

"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"

by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

No bubble rap around the edges

When you're straight to the point, no dancing around.

He dident even try he just left it with no bubble rap around the edges.

by SandMan8 February 2, 2017

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022