Safe Driving

A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.

Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.

Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!

Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.

by SnowBlows August 6, 2008

Korean Drive Thru

giving a woman oral while she is driving, Opposite of 'Road Head'

yo man did you give her a Korean Drive Thru last night?

by 27. 5 January 23, 2009

sex drive

Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.

(c) Geek Dictionary (tm)

by DragonAtma March 26, 2005

driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

by Baz February 15, 2004

derived artificial predestination

The boundaries placed on an individual's future by said individual's socioeconomic birth status.

Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.

by Nate L. March 30, 2008

derivatate

Verb. To take the derivative of

to get from 5x to 5, you derivatate it

by EKI June 6, 2008

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010