Olympic diver

When you take a shit and the turd dives right down the hole of the toilet and you dont see it anymore

I was on the toilet heard a plop and when i got up nothing was there.... must have been an Olympic diver

by Awesome beard March 21, 2017

felony flats divas

term given to the tweeker chics seen tweekin' around the streets of PDX's Felony Flats, doing what & who they can for their next tweek.

There goes one of Portland's fine felony flats divas!!

by tamtamma October 8, 2009

8 finger dive

When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female

Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?

Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.

by I Know Raunchy Terms November 13, 2009

Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010

dumpster diver

A guy who likes trashy women.

Did you see that nasty chick Jonathan picked up? He's such a dumpster diver.

by geemogene December 31, 2010

Divester

Someone who dates outside their race because they think that race is better or superior to their own.

That black man is being a divester. He said he's with that asian woman because she's better than the black woman.

by BBSSA July 9, 2022

dividends

(FINANCE) a quarterly payment that companies make to owners of their stock. In theory, the source of the company's stock's intrinsic value.

A company's dividends are usually chosen to be as regular as possible; they can be considerably lower than the company's quarterly earnings, provided the company is growing in value. They are important, because they are the direct motivation to buy the stock.

The earnings from stock consist of capital gains and dividends.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010