S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder

When your esophagus produces excess mucus and food sticks to it. Producing a gagging and vomiting reaction while eating.

My friend suffers from S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder and its totally nasty.

by Biggie B December 24, 2006

dior

A designer line which is anything but classy. It used to be very classy back when it had very classy people running the designs. Then that overly flamboyant idiot John Galliano stepped in and started making ugly, flamboyant, an urban clothing. Not to mention perfume that smells like chemicals and ass. The simple yet sophisticated evening dresses of christian dior are now a thing of the past.

ghetto/trashy girls love christian dior more than gucci.

by mataaan December 31, 2006

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.

Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.

by Timothy June 3, 2004

mental disorder

The act of thinking there are more than two genders.

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"

by kansas54 April 20, 2017

Diordan

The most amazing man of ones life, the reason to wake up in the morning, the spring in ones step. The person you see ones future with. The person that gets one through a tought day, week, month, or year. The person one would do anything for. A god in the sack. A caring soul for all times. The sounds of otomatopoeia that beats through out ones body. Love.

"Did you see his smile?"
"Oh yeah, he's so a Diordan."

by j.or.dyy February 4, 2010

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011