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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.
Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!
by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019
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dildo dildo

2 times the normal dildo. 2 times the fun
I like dildo dildo's
by Big Boi Luke June 1, 2018
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Dildo

It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.

ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS
by idkwhoiambut...hereiam March 18, 2020
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
by stupidmoonkey99 August 31, 2016
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Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.
Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.
by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023
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