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live cookie

1. In an office environment, any confectionary or pastry that was set out for an specific audience is a target for poachers. Due to the risk involved in hunting these treats, they taste particularly sweet.

2. A decidedly choice, and off-limits, female co-worker deriving her name from the said cookie.
1. Did you see Rob snare that live cookie from the conference room?

2. Check out that new live cookie down the hall.
by Bennet Too July 2, 2005
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No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
by sure-it-can January 8, 2013
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cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Cookie Carver

A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called “Squid Game” where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).
John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I don’t like those Cookie Carvers over there
by Fim-Fompples November 5, 2021
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Cookies Iced

When a girls enjoys having a guy cream on the areola of her hot little titties.
1) Mary said" "I like my cookies ICED, he is a hottie in my little kitchen"

2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!
by Mr Doobie May 8, 2008
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Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".
Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.
by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021
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asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018
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