1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
by Razor Bear September 28, 2008
Get the Chode-Floss mug.Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
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Get the chode nugget mug.A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
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Get the Cheesewheel Chode mug.Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.
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Get the Rocky Chode mug.1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
by Laser85 April 14, 2011
Get the Chode Pony mug.a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
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