Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
by Jay Dillaaaaa May 12, 2014
Get the chode modemug. 1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
by Razor Bear September 28, 2008
Get the Chode-Flossmug. by Snow Blower March 9, 2003
Get the chode nuggetmug. by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016
Get the Chode Wranglermug. A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
Get the Smelly chodemug. 1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
by Laser85 April 14, 2011
Get the Chode Ponymug. A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
by RoseJones May 13, 2021
Get the Chode Hornmug.