1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
by Razor Bear August 03, 2008
The point in which you get so aggrivatingly horny and someone is around so you cannot relieve yourself. Hense making you very grumpy and easily angered.
by The Crusty nut February 20, 2009
by Snow Blower March 10, 2003
A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
by Aslap927 June 20, 2009
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004
someone that does the bounce and reveals that he has an abnormally wider penis and shorter length therefore called chode Lucas.
we were sitting in science class and chode Lucas walks through the door, we all exclaimed "OMG ITS CHODE LUCAS".
by I hate chode lucas August 03, 2023
Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.
by JBKS November 06, 2009