Hermione Granger's Birthday

Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.

"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"

"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."

"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"

"Um rattraper"

"Right/"

by 62662 October 18, 2011

Ukranian Birthday

A special day 6 months from your actual birthday where you spend the entire day eating Vodka and Baklava

It's a great day today as it's my Ukranian Birthday.

by HappySpecialTime January 13, 2015

Double Golden birthday

A double golden birthday is a rare occasion when your birth date is represented twice in your age.

For example a person born on the 2nd of January would have their golden birthday on when they turn 22

It's Doctor Max double golden birthday, he turned 33 today and he was born on the 3rd of May

by docmax_brother January 3, 2021

Birthday Her Son

To inseminate a girl, resulting in the birth of a child, preferably a boy.

You know that fine chick last night? I'm gonna birthday her son.

by Paul Dinh May 3, 2007

birthday tally

When a friend asks you to make-out with someone for their birthday.
The person is usually very cute (which makes it a challenge) or not that attractive but nice so they deserve some action.

Claire: "Molly, will you birthday tally Kevin K. for my birthday?"
Molly: "Of course, it might be a bit hard tho cuz he's such a babe and not a manwhore."

by Risque Munsell 7 girls November 25, 2007

birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.

Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019