Beat the meat

Someone playing with a guy's dick

It feels really good when I beat the meat.

by I am the GOAT!!!!! June 22, 2017

Beat La!

The homosexual man's mating call. To say Beat La in public is to ask if any homosexuals are in earshot. To respond to a Beat La is to confirm that you are a homosexual.

I saw the boy screaming Beat La! Another young boy said the same thing. They are both gay.

by Ba'ahlseak June 17, 2008

Monkey Beats

Music that typically black people listen to

Sounds like it's from the Jungle of Africa

Simliar if not the same as Jungle Beats

Whoa.. those crazy black guys are listening to Monkey Beats!

by TroyG September 24, 2006

Beating Cheeks

To have rough anal sex.

last I was beating cheeks with my girlfriend

by SEXy 1216 April 17, 2009

Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

Siq Beats

Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.

Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.

"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"

by bezdelnik July 29, 2014

beat the wife

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

by BigJson June 25, 2018