you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

you're a sleeping onion by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

You're Muted Again 

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

You're Muted Again by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

You're a pickle 

Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)

You have some nerve to try and insult me when you're a pickle.

You're a pickle by holly-jolly June 3, 2021

YOU'RE OK , I'M OK 

A great book written in the late 1960's and early 70's called I'M OK, YOU'RE OK by DR. HARRIS.

If I give you a RIMJOB and don't want to FUCK YOU right away in the porn THEATHER where everybody comes to have SEX a lot away from their wives or hotel room where they are staying with their family , as in my book YOU'RE OK , I'M OK as there is no snitching because I did not want to FUCK YOU right away or if I was offended when you called me a YANKEE as DEJA VU is cool as just like any other PORN THEATHER because it is the raw sex business that is everywhere in many cities.

YOU'RE OK , I'M OK by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 13, 2021

You're my type

The thing I wanna say to Wejdan from long time ago

Me: You're pretty and kind and that's not even the best thing about you

Wejdan: Awww🙄🙄 thx.
Me: You're my type

You're my type by Faris1996 July 26, 2021

you're illegal 

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

you're illegal by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

You’re So Chanel Number 5 by Jlove973 September 27, 2021