Anchor wanker 

Person who drives a car and whilst accelerating resting the left foot over the break activating the break lights

That anchor wanker is touching the breaks and accelerating again

Anchor wanker by Marcus 2560 January 3, 2021

ear wanker 

or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure

a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!

ear wanker by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021

Last Card Wanker 

During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card

there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers

Last Card Wanker by Tino the Rapist March 24, 2010

My jimmy's wacked 

My penis is not functioning properly

A time when you would use this term is when the process of ejaculation is not performing up to its standards. This is a great and discreet way to announce the issue.

Example: "Yo check it, my jimmy's wacked!"

My jimmy's wacked by Shankapotumus September 2, 2010

Wankenstein's Day

This is similar in meaning to Wanketine's Day and celebrated on Feb 14 of each year.

Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankenstein's Day

Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!

Wankenstein's Day by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

wanker 

Slang.

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.

"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"

wanker by victorhadin March 25, 2003

WANKER 

'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'

EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!

Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker

WANKER by Dan Roach October 2, 2007