1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
Get the stage turdmug. Scientific:
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010
Get the Deposition Turdmug. After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
by Marky Spots June 3, 2010
Get the love turdmug. Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.
by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008
Get the Turd Gallerymug. by Mark Ries May 17, 2005
Get the turd burglarmug. A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009
Get the Girthy Turdmug. by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008
Get the lemon turdmug.