Turd Burglar

someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping

I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.

Turd Burglar by kamikazi282 January 15, 2009

Turd Burglur 

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

Turd Burglur by MeowMixer October 9, 2004

turd hammer 

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

turd hammer by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

turd-blogging 

The act of texting your friends to tell them about the crap you are currently taking.

Turd-blogging is an excellent way to pass the time during a particularly difficult crap.

turd-blogging by Jimmy Simpson January 12, 2008

turd turkey 

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

turd turkey by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

Turd Jerk 

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

Turd Jerk by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

turd party pricing

Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.

I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.

turd party pricing by darthaegeus August 16, 2011