fat nippled oak tree

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.

Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.

by Busty Jew April 20, 2018

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

bunny in a tree

A side chick.
Basically when your married and have a girlfriend on the side.
Other related expressions can be a crocodile in the woods or a bird in a bus

A-Hey mate I just spent a rocking night with my bunny in a tree
B- That's awesome man but don't tell your wife.

by Trousers08 July 8, 2018

Washington Cherry Tree

When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down

I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

national climb a tree day

November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!

Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly

by Scruffy eats tree November 2, 2020

ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

A great friend who has a strange obsession with 5 Second of Summer and My Chemical Romance.

ashtons.pet.lemon.tree🥺

by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 30, 2021

Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple

“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”

by Trippie-Seth July 18, 2021