Track

Jump on a (track) means do music with me.

Yo you should jump on a (track) with me

by Yung-Mych July 18, 2019

elliptical track star

The person at the gym who can run forever on an elliptical, but loses balance just walking by a treadmill.

Ben is an elliptical track star, he can't even walk by a treadmill without losing his balance and falling over.

by AllTheNamesAreTaken46220 March 15, 2008

mud tracks

Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you

Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.

by Ruined Digimon book October 21, 2011

walk the track

when a pimp or a bitch talks about the track, they are talking about where bitches and hoes solicit customers. The reason it is called track is because bitches often walk around a few city blocks. Bitches standing around and not moving are breaking the law but if a bitch wants to take a walk around the block then there’s no law preventing her from doing so. Therefor track is normally confined to one area that is close to busy areas of the city but far enough that it doesn’t attract unwanted attention. The Track is also usually in well lit areas where there are traffic lights. Bitches will normally walk track in groups of 2-3, but walking track by themselves is normal as well. A pimp will normally be parked in a side street off of track where he can see when his bitches walk around the part of track visible to him.

Get out there and walk the track

by Mdotbean September 8, 2016

New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.

Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

Track

The rumble in the stomach that tells a man he must empty his bowels with vim and vigour.

You need to lay some track... You need a dump... You need a poo.

That coffee has gone through me like a hot knife through butter, its Track time.

Jesus, ive been laying track all day after the curry last night. I have an arsehole like a japanese flag.

by The Trackmaster September 30, 2012