Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.

The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.

by Shockerific February 5, 2009

thorn in one's cap

dishonour; stigma.

If one's occupation turns out to be a thorn in one's cap, one would better quit it.

by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010

Thoraxxis

To choke on another mans cum cause it doesn't taste like your dad's.

I got ganged raped by three homeless dudes and I totally pulled a Thoraxxis

by Doc King October 27, 2011

Thorpe`d

When you are conned, fooled or deceived or swindeled or bluntly taken advantage of by a close friend or family member.

So i gave an extra 50 on top of the 20 i was told is all i needed to pay to go. Now Blan wont answer his phone to pay me back and its been weeks. I got fucking Thorpe`d.

by keeb`d up March 15, 2014

thorned up

Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.

"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"

"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"

"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"

"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"

by Prince0fFuckyou July 2, 2015

Thorpin

The act of being so drunk that one loses the capability to coherently speak the most simple words known to mankind. May also empty bowel control and vomit on whatever he may be wearing at the time.

-yo, thorp got caught thorpin last night!
-goddammit thorp! This is why we can't have nice things.

by Dj anonymous September 12, 2016

Thorsteinsson

A person with "Thorsteinsson" as his/hers last name, is a very cool and kind person. He will have a very large penis if the person is a male.

Wow cool, he's a thorsteinsson

by Tommithe December 7, 2016