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piss kink

when one feels tingly and excited by the flow of urine

when one feels a pure sense of horny when being presented with the sight feel sense taste or smell of urine. most common in people who’s name rhymes with dananda.
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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pissed off

When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist.
I'm really getting fucking pissed off at you mother fuckers.
by digitaldevil December 28, 2004
mugGet the pissed offmug.

Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.
Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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take the piss

To tease mercilessly or in such a way no one would believe you or to treat someone badly in order to get what you want.
1. (British & Australian very informal) to make a joke about someone or to make someone look silly (often + out of ) They always take the piss out of her because she's a Barry Manilow fan. 'You should wear miniskirts more often - you've got the legs for them.' 'Are you taking the piss?' (British & Australian very informal!)
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.
by Devilish69 September 29, 2013
mugGet the take the pissmug.

Viper Piss

When jizz dries on one's dick tip from beating off the night before. When they wake up the next morning and try to piss, it comes out in two directions like a viper and showers the walls and floors.
After jacking off last night, Teddy tried to piss this morning but instead sprayed the bathroom walls and floor with Viper Piss.
by Adam Kennedy March 9, 2006
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piss head

someone who likes the piss (beer)
ie almost a drunk, a piss head is probably an amature alco
yer man is a total piss head, he was out again last nite and shagged a 45 year old
by jim November 25, 2002
mugGet the piss headmug.

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