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Trail of Tears

When a guy brings home a broad, he proceeds to pound her like a jackhammer in the ass, get his nut (she cant have hers), then, the most important part, steal the chicks phone, kick her out of the house and make her walk back to her house, which distance must be longer than 4 miles. Hence, the Trail of Tears. You can make her wear a headdress for effect if you want
Man, Wingo, i thought i didnt like that girl DR, so why did you take her home last nite?

oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.

That a boy wingo! Headdress too?

oh yeah, no other way!
by John Torrisi February 20, 2009
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fuck'a'tear

adj.; boys that act like smart asses commonly known as Stratton! ---
When they don't read properly to see that what I posted actually said "SOUTH AMERICA!" they can fuck'a'tear for me!
by D May 6, 2005
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black tear

When an elite member of a gang gets killed
by RichieG May 10, 2005
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trail of tears

Farting while walking ahead of a person or group that has to follow your path.
When I was hiking with Bob, he had so much gas that he was laying down a "trail of tears".
by Fart Brewer March 7, 2008
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fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
by jsd9632 February 4, 2012
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tearjerker

A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.

Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.
"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"

Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.
by CJY May 24, 2006
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tearwee

a dumb fuckin moron who scans his face and prints it onto a t-shirt then wears it
hi my name is tearwee
and i got to doo a pee wee
when i squirt
it fucking hurts
because im dumb and shove fuckin objects into my penis hole
by weetbix March 15, 2003
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