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barry time 

A measurement of existence that would baffle Galileo Galilei. One warps into this time frame, too late to turn back. The turn of events cannot be recreated the same way twice. Involved is a Barry, not just the common Barry, found under the hood of a vehicle making it better. Easily spotted: shirtless or wearing a neon safety vest, muddy cowboy boots, grease covered, a googly eyed floozy popping out from the shadows. They love when he tips his hat and gives a Southern wink of his eye. He says, "Stay right there, I'll right back", and some wait days, afraid to go piss in fear of missing his return. On Barry Time, what takes an hour, with a quick blink and a tilted "What the fuck just happened" expression on one's face and Poof! two days have flown by! "What were we thinking" moments and "How did we survive that" memories guaranteed. Consider bringing: beverage, popcorn, tools, portable chargers, and a pocket knife (or three). Cancel your agenda for the days after to recover from WTF Whiplash and to ease your muscles from pushing a vehicle at some point or climbing in, on, over, or under a vehicle. Side effects in back to back occurrences are not yet studied, but as a first hand survivor I suggest spacing them out. To avoid reoccurrence, watch for an onset of feelings like being untouchable, invincible, or overly excited like a juvenile delinquent. Not just women, men too are subject to his Texas smile and silver tongue. The White Rabbit ain't got shit on Barry.
Floozy #1: Have you seen Barry?

Floozy#2: He should be right back, he left three days ago.

Floozy #1: So you're saying there's a chance!? I'll wait right here with you!

Barry Time Survivor #1: Look at them sack chasers over there ha ha, they're on Barry Time now.

Barry Time Survivor #2: Ha ha I know right, let's go to Winstar. They'll be okay till we get back.

Barry Time Survivor #1: Yup, and hey! Maybe they'll have the yard cleaned up by then too!
barry time by SinisterStorm September 8, 2019

Anne Time 

A verb meaning to spend time with Anne over everything, disregarding all else that is on this earth, just for Anne
“Bro kinney wanna hang out today” “Sorry Anne time”
Anne Time by ISOGODMINGER October 11, 2019

Alone Time 

Noun: a time spent away from other people, often used to ground oneself, or do something creative.
Jada’s art has gotten so much better now that she has more alone time

Gillion Tidestrider 

Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter of Gillion and the Tidestriders' hit single "The Hole in Your Heart", Warrior of Rock and Roll, Pigeon Lord, Moisture Master, Horse Tamer, Defenestrator of the Adulterous, Friend of Dugon, Dugon's Best Friend, Walking Fish, Fish, Dirt Eater, Chum of Chibo and Chums, Co-Captain Gill of the Riptide Pirates, Co-captain of the Albatross, Companion of Pretzel, Paramount Champion, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Pretzel Carrier, Leviathan Tamer, Serpent Rider, Brother of Dugon, Friend of Duke D Dukem Duke of Dooke, Eater of Grass, Beater of Ass, Grandma's Good Boy, Dismantler of Evil, Eater of Shit, Capitalism Hater, Royalty Assassinator, Sufferer of the Spice, Weed Eater, Slayer of Evil, Loffinlot Liberator, Fruitninja, Eater of Sand, Juice Enjoyer, Rescuer of John, Fishy, Bitcoin Miner, NFT Purchaser, Driplord, Grandmillion, The One Who Will Change The World, Grimm Slayer, In Need of a Dad, Goblin Gobbler, Lime Lord, Tuber, Chip's Nightmare Fuel, Monsoon And Moon Son, Eater of Ass, Pretzel Seeker (as of July 2022). The character Charlie Slimecicle plays in the DnD podcast Just Roll With It (JRWI)
Gillion Tidestrider more like Gillion Tideshitter
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

enough time has passed 

This infamous sentence was uttered by the most coldest and perect edge character, Chihiro Rokuhira from a successful jump manga known to mankind, Kagurabachi.
Enough time has passed, Kagura Bachi is already more influential and iconic than Naruto and One Piece combined.

Prime Snack Time 

That time of the day where its Prime to have a Snack.
"what time is it dude?"
"it's Prime Snack Time!!"

"i thought so .. lets go have a snack!"
Prime Snack Time by andrew mcfatpants September 20, 2010