The university of derby 

The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.

Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"

Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"

The university of derby by yoloswaggitinifagit May 15, 2018

The usual doctor 

A doctor who has been to multiple countries to serve or learn, the doctor treats you as though you are about to die but at the same time you are going to live a good life, the doctor usually has big eyes and is most of the time a big shot woman who freaking awesome and sometimes scary in colonoscopies.

The usual doctor was very interesting and I showed him this definition at my visit

The usual doctor by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 14, 2018

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

The Ultimate Virgin by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

The ultamite noodle by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019

The Ultimate Movement 

In times of scarcity, it is customary for a person and their counterpart to share a toilet. By sitting on the stool, legs slightly ajar and your counterpart sitting on your legs (reverse or standard, reverse preferred for increased camaraderie), this allows two people to evacuate their waste using a single toilet, simultaneously. Participating in such a movement results in time saved and strong personal bonds between two close friends.

"Things have really picked up around the office ever since Ron and I had the ultimate movement together." -Johnson

"Well Johnson, your idea worked, ever since our new bathroom policy went into effect we're getting orders out the door, morale is up, and I'm saving a fortune on that extra bathroom plan I scrapped." -Ron

The Ultimate Movement by PleasedPatient December 3, 2019

The urinal countdown

The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.

Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!

The urinal countdown by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

The University of Diversity 

A group of tiktokers that accepts all races, the opposite of the hype house - also known as the White House.

Chase: “hey charli what’s the university of diversity?”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”

The University of Diversity by Roadmanmanu January 2, 2020