The university of derby

The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.
Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"

Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"
by yoloswaggitinifagit May 15, 2018
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skunt

A skunt is a skinny cunt who gets right on your nerves for not only being a cunt but for being skinny too.
"kristen stewart slept behind roberts back glad im not that girl shes a real skunt"

"Hey guys lets go chase that skunt, he won't run too fast hes too skinny"

" our next door neighbour is a right skunt shws shouting down the mobile at 5am!"
by yoloswaggitinifagit April 12, 2014
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