a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".

Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".

by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012

Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party

Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “

by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019

Stroner

To have a boner for reasons unknown.

I saw Andrew in his tidy whiteys and got a throbbing stroner. I later found out I was gay and we're happily married.

by My name is what? November 28, 2014

Smoke 'n Stroke

smoking up before and/or while playin a round of golf.

akc you extremely ridiculously amazingly sexy bitch, lets pull a smoke 'n stroke at the country club today

by CG '06 February 25, 2006

the Strokes

Five kids from NYC who have nothing to say.

"Look at the Strokes, their haircuts are so cute".

"Let's form a band like the Strokes. We can wear timeless vintage threads, sing like Iggy Pop, and date supermodels".

by Glumdalclitch May 8, 2006

stroked on

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

by matt May 30, 2003

strokehard

someone who strokes it up frequently and refers to himself as "strokehard by name, strokehard by reputation" he digs it

"strokehard by name, strokehard by reputation"

by adrian January 8, 2004