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spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
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Springboard

The act of pushing your erect penis down so it flings up and down.
Saggy Chest Sammy did a fat nut into a sheep after he springboarded
by Whalerice June 15, 2023
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Spigger

(Derogatory)
1. (Noun) A Hispanic/mestizo person who emulates black ghetto/hip-hop culture and vernacular.
2. (Noun) A multiracial person of Hispanic/mestizo and African-American descent.
1. "Pull your pants up, Alejandro, you look like a spigger!"
2. "Diego's father was a black man from Atlanta and his mother a first-generation Puerto Rican immigrant. The school bullies crowed "Spigger! Spigger!" when they saw him go by.
by spiggurath June 24, 2023
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Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.
"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023
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Spring

Bump into one of these and you'll be flying across the area.

Comes in two varieties': The red spring, and a yellow spring.

The yellow spring pushes you a bit further, while the red one will send you to space.
Sonic has to avoid a Spring to be able to accomplish his momentum.
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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Spring in your step

If you walk with or have a spring in your step, you walk energetically in a way that shows you are feeling happy and confident:
I see that every time you meet Susie you have spring in your step.
by byKirata July 23, 2023
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Spring leaning

When it's the start of spring and you want to cut your fat % to get that Summer body.
It's time to start my Spring leaning to get ready for Summer.
by Lazygal_ September 3, 2023
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