salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 3, 2008

Chief Salmon berry

a racist slur directed to native americans.

Ur a chief salmon berry!

by jimmy May 13, 2005

Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

Kyoto Solo

Related to a Tokyo Sandblaster. Though instead of being scat related, the Kyoto Solo is semen based.
The Kyoto Solo is when you cum so hard and in such a copius amount that your partner takes on the appearance of Han Solo encased in Carbonite. The fact that their eyes are squinting relates back to the Tokyo Sandblaster. Also see Hibernation Semen sickness.

Dude 1 - "How was last night ?"
Dude 2 - "Samantha let me Kyoto Solo her. I was seriously close to displaying her in Jabbas palace."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

arnau salmons

if you are an "arnau salmons", then you are the biggest smoker of tabacco ever existed in earth. You are also one of the thinest person in the universe, and sometimes smoke weed with Bochi. Arnau Salmons is not a bad person though, he is funny and tries to make fun of everything (exept if u call him "Tabac")

-Hi, Arnau Salmons
-Hi, im just rolling a joint, wanna hit this beautiful blunt?
-No, I don't smoke
-Oh okay, hahahaha so funny lmao
-Tabac
-WTF DUDE U SO FCKING RETARDED OMG U ARE A GORDAC

by feshiterapeuta October 18, 2018

salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007