mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period

She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight

by The Bootyfill Girl June 13, 2015

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

queef slurper

somebody who likeuhdeh drink dem nipprefarts

"He slurped my queef!"
"What a fucking queef slurper."

by bodaciousbosi7 September 3, 2016

Dirty Slurpee

When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin

After dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.

by HaloHaloisDeBomb July 11, 2016

siberian slurpee

A sex term where you snort cocaine out of one's asshole until they shit themselves.

"Hey Louis, I heard Zoe gave a siberian slurpee to two dudes last night. Nasty!"

by bob-ama-hrod17 January 11, 2017

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017