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Slower than guns

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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Slowsilver03

A musical collective consisting of kurtains, osquinn, glaive, aldn, zootzie, wido, pp0sture, pitfall and kwuzi. They put out music that fits the genres of glitchcore, digicore and hyperpop.

Their music is similar to other collectives like nova gang, bbloodhounds or GOONNCITY.
"i just heard they let aldn join slowsilver03"
"thats dope, i was just listening to IFLS!"
by aqboyz March 27, 2021
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slowhanded

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action
Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.
by screwthetroll July 25, 2008
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slowtwitch

An internet community focusing on the sport of triathlon.

A majority of the posters are fantastic athletes with world class times/splits while training, but become merely MOP fodder in races due to others' drafting or their not being placed in the first wave.

However, posters typically possess a wide array of knowledge and experience and are generally helpful.

There is an obsession with carbon wheels, disc covers, and high-priced bikes such as the Speed Concept and Cervelo P4. However, people are usually argumentative of whether others deserve to ride such nice bikes. Spacers underneath the stem are also unacceptable.

Most posters are willing to share their cinematography via youtube links for criticism on their bike position. Usually consists of awkwardly composed profile shots of them riding on their trainer.

The topic of aero helmets can elicit a lengthy, multi-page debate regarding whether one is fast enough to wear one.

Nobody trusts wind tunnel data, but everybody still wants to see it.

If you post times that are considered FOP, then you are bragging.

People will fight to the death about the benefits, or lack thereof, from crossfit or strength training.

If forced to, most ST'ers would give up their first-born child rather than give up their power meter.

It's okay if you suck, as long as you get the fastest bike split.
OP: Hey Slowtwitch, what's your FTP? Mine's 300 watts.
ST: 12 inches.

OP: How can I improve my running? I run 2x a week.
ST #1: Run more. You'll get faster.
ST #2: Do you have any data to support that claim?

OP: How's my fit look?
ST #1: The frame on your wall is crooked.
ST #2: Seat's too high.
by awpo August 22, 2011
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slowicide

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.
The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.
by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008
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slowballer

a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.
Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.
by SMBerlin February 10, 2018
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