Screw Scratch

Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

It's assumed that when one is wearing a screw scratch, sex was somehow involved.

by Kellie Bellie July 20, 2008

Side Scraper

A short but very fat dick.

Betty: Well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the hell outta the sides.

Lois: Oh yeah, I've had side scrapers like that.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Man Scratch

To very heavily and visibly rub at your itchy bollocks (testes)

Excuse me, I need to do a man scratch.

by Alejandro, the son of paul May 10, 2009

Tattoo scratcher

Is a person that is tattooing without a license, and do it in a basement, kitchen, etc

Damn, that tattoo is fucked up!!!!!!!

$20 + tattoo scratcher = expensive fix

by Tattoo scratcher November 29, 2015

lung scratcher

A dick that is so long it scratches you receivers lungs

"Guuuuurl you have no idea, it was a Lung Scratcher for sure"

by HazLove95 July 13, 2016

dick scratcher

When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.

Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher

by skinny puta May 27, 2017

king kong booty scratcher

Someone who continually scratches his Gluteus Maximus to the point that he resembles King Kong.

Hey man, that guy climbing a tree, he's a King Kong booty scratcher

by I Look like Goku September 20, 2015