scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 15, 2009

Scramble gashed

1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.

2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances

Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"

by Fwah! August 26, 2009

scrambooble

When you need to get out of a situation, or place fast.

"DUDE, LETS SCRAMBOOBLE BEFORE THE COPS COME!"

by sherry sue April 21, 2010

Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011

scramboose

An early 70's slang word that means get going or leave quickly. It's a combination of scram and vamoose.

"Let's scramboose before our mother shows up and sees we are eating all the cookies."

by drhales October 1, 2012

Scrammered

You have screened so many candidates throughout the day you have become hammered and are unable to make coherent thought. Typically a fuzzy feeling that one gets that is described as "loopy."

Oh my god, I'm so scrammered right now. Is it time to go home yet? I can't look at any more candidates or I'll go crazy.

by milkenfunkenfaust October 26, 2012

scramming out

The one night stand version or muffing out but it's more hit it and quit it

Oh mate I've just been scramming out that fat bird in corner she had a Fanny that was as wet as an otters pocket

by ALumpyTrump October 9, 2016