A place where you learn many new things and helpful subjects such as math, science, Social studies, language arts, etc. It is commonly disliked by many people, such as me, although i realize without it i'd work at McDonald's or have no job at all.
Immature trolls on urbandictionary.com like to trash it and think it's funny to say it's the devil's house and make complete asses of themselves.
Immature trolls on urbandictionary.com like to trash it and think it's funny to say it's the devil's house and make complete asses of themselves.
Joe: Hey Bob, I just got promoted to an executive manager, and get paid $100,000+ a year now! I'm glad i worked hard in school!
Bob: School? Oh yeah, that thing. I slept through it all. I need a new Mikkie D's shirt, but they won't provide 1 for me. oh well. Now I'll go get a job at Burger king.
Bob: School? Oh yeah, that thing. I slept through it all. I need a new Mikkie D's shirt, but they won't provide 1 for me. oh well. Now I'll go get a job at Burger king.
by BassDude12321 June 28, 2004
Get the School mug.A place that is mainly boring but has several highlights such include;
1. Buying weed and coke in the bathroom
2. Fights
3. Blow jobs
4. Pissing off teachers/administrators
5. Hot chicks with camel toe
1. Buying weed and coke in the bathroom
2. Fights
3. Blow jobs
4. Pissing off teachers/administrators
5. Hot chicks with camel toe
1. I bought a dime for us at school yesterday!
2. Did you see the fight between the two big black guys at lunch?!
3. Katie just gave me a BJ!
4. *Teacher* Sit your ass back down in you seat or go to the office again!
5. Chelsea has camel toe today! Haha! She is such a slut!
2. Did you see the fight between the two big black guys at lunch?!
3. Katie just gave me a BJ!
4. *Teacher* Sit your ass back down in you seat or go to the office again!
5. Chelsea has camel toe today! Haha! She is such a slut!
by Drop out if your smart! October 12, 2009
Get the School mug.The place that you wouldn't want to go to except there's that hot girl/guy there that you think you love but really you just want to get in their pants, bro.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
Get the School mug.1) The Way Democrats Try to brainwash innocent kids.
2) Where homework is assigned to people that are required to go to a place they hate
2) Where homework is assigned to people that are required to go to a place they hate
1) Teacher: Well i think Obama is just the best thing that could ever happen to us and we need more democratic presidents... don't you think?
Students: we are only middle schoolers... Who cares?
2) Teacher: and tonight on top of all your other homework please do page 89 all of the questions and show your work
Students:We come to school for 7+ hours and then you give us 2 hours worth of home work... How are we supposed to have a social life?
Students: we are only middle schoolers... Who cares?
2) Teacher: and tonight on top of all your other homework please do page 89 all of the questions and show your work
Students:We come to school for 7+ hours and then you give us 2 hours worth of home work... How are we supposed to have a social life?
by themotherofallhell May 12, 2010
Get the School mug.A portmanteau word used in local California dialect comprised of sick and cool.
Some common phrase, in which the word is used to prevent colliding syllables, include freaking school, hella school, and fucking school.
Some common phrase, in which the word is used to prevent colliding syllables, include freaking school, hella school, and fucking school.
by Drew465 October 30, 2008
Get the School mug.School is a place to gain life experience, meet different types of people, learn valuable lessons, gain social interaction, and prepare you for the real world. It's also a place where you will find teachers that hate you, bullies, the popular crowd you'd probably give anything to be in if you're not in, and unfairness all around. Homework, projects, tests, and other ways of making you feel like dropping out.
At some point during your schooling career, you'll most likely have to deal with the issue of clothes. Apparently they make a really big difference. If you don't wear name brand (ex. Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister), you'll probably get made fun of. Of course, buying a $50 shirt that probably isn't even of higher quality makes you that much cooler. Rest assured, once you're out of high school, nobody is gonna give a crap what you wear.
And then there are the relationships. School also serves a purpose as a dating hub. A place for people to find matches. To find the kind of love in which they ignore everyone but their significant other when they're around.
Drama is also found in this big zoo. He said she said, relationship drama, rumors, and the classic fight.
This place is a test, just like puberty. The strong ones persevere and make it out. The weak, well, don't make it. After graduation, you'll probably realize how much you'll miss this place, unless you went to a really bad school.
At some point during your schooling career, you'll most likely have to deal with the issue of clothes. Apparently they make a really big difference. If you don't wear name brand (ex. Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister), you'll probably get made fun of. Of course, buying a $50 shirt that probably isn't even of higher quality makes you that much cooler. Rest assured, once you're out of high school, nobody is gonna give a crap what you wear.
And then there are the relationships. School also serves a purpose as a dating hub. A place for people to find matches. To find the kind of love in which they ignore everyone but their significant other when they're around.
Drama is also found in this big zoo. He said she said, relationship drama, rumors, and the classic fight.
This place is a test, just like puberty. The strong ones persevere and make it out. The weak, well, don't make it. After graduation, you'll probably realize how much you'll miss this place, unless you went to a really bad school.
Jerry: Mom, I don't wanna go to school today. Don't make me go!
Mom: I'm sorry Jerry, we can't have you kids walking about all day. Off to jail, oh um, I mean school with you.
Mom: I'm sorry Jerry, we can't have you kids walking about all day. Off to jail, oh um, I mean school with you.
by Cranden December 11, 2011
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