swampface

Swampface is someone who’s facial hair grows in like patchy sea moss.

Damn did you see Wilfong the swampface needs to be attended to.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

Swampscott

a town that mostly produces teenagers with major drug problems because there is absolutely NOTHING TO DO. It's a small waterfront town in Massachusetts. Everyone fakes a Boston accent and buys their kids brand new Audis. About 76% of the people are extremely good looking.

Marblehead Kid: "Swampscott Sucks!"
Swampscott Kid: "And you swallow."

by homeboyalk March 8, 2019

Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019

swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.

Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.

by Kyoda April 21, 2019

Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019

Swamp boobies

WHen you are drinking and beer, wine, liquor spills down your chin into your bra!

swamp boobies !

My wife was drinking wine and got swamp boobies!

by Awesomesauce1975 June 1, 2019

swamp_o

The father of Camelia_Porter and Jemen39.

Damn, Swamp_o's kid camelia_porter is sooo hot.

by Daniel_TheRealOne August 7, 2019