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Swampscott

a town that mostly produces teenagers with major drug problems because there is absolutely NOTHING TO DO. It's a small waterfront town in Massachusetts. Everyone fakes a Boston accent and buys their kids brand new Audis. About 76% of the people are extremely good looking.

Marblehead Kid: "Swampscott Sucks!"
Swampscott Kid: "And you swallow."

by homeboyalk March 8, 2019