scones

n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money

Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!

by Blanodino May 6, 2011

Scone Head

A Scone Head is someone who has a head like a Scone

OMG SAM, IAN HAS A SCONE HEAD

by MysticalMan January 13, 2011

Scones

Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.

Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"

by svdgod July 31, 2015

stoner

A life philosophy based on grass, moved by heavy metal and practiced by peaceful human beings.

Ese chabón es re Stoner.

by Stoner Brunch Master July 31, 2005

Stoner

One of the most relaxed people you will ever meet. Tend to be very chill people

Guy 1: "Hey are you a stoner?"

Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"

Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"

by Weed phalantrophist August 14, 2009

Stoner

An incompetent dolt that wishes in life only to get high, Forever working at Burger King or Spencers. Wondering where life went wrong, A collection of bongs worth their entire life savings. Drives only 15 year old Hyundais with 420, Bob Marley and Grateful Dead stickers covering it.

Bob: Man I showed up so stoned for the SATs i only got a 1100!

Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...

Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.

by The_Drunken_Nun August 17, 2012

Robbie Stoner

A fatass boy who likes extremely ugly girls and is obesse and likes to say melk instead of milk. He is the type of person who will eat you!!! Be aware if you ever no a Robbie Stoner!! Who is also very very very very desprate. He may even date guys.... who knows

Dude robbie stoner just asked out 4 girls today!! wow what a fatass

by Sk8boarder21 June 5, 2009