reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008

Retardis

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

by affleck April 29, 2009

fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

by overqui December 9, 2008

Retardosity

The quality of being a retard. Of one who has special needs; to require a helmet.

The level of retardosity on this message board is astounding.

by Dan Avenell November 28, 2003

retardization

the process of becoming retarded, usually happens when entering the asshole stage of life

scientist: yes at his age he goes through the process of retardization

by mattster August 5, 2005

retarditity

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.

Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.

by TheNurd December 27, 2006