retarted

The past tense for an additional application of tart.

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige

by Sep August 15, 2007

mercury retrograde

A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches

I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE

by justapaperbag July 26, 2006

Retro Babe

A drop-dead gorgeous or scorchingly hot woman who looks like she could have stepped right out of a classic Hollywood film or a vintage pin-up. She can be classy, suggesting someone like Lauren Bacall or Audrey Hepburn or (the young!) Katherine Hepburn, or a sexbomb, like Bettie Page or Jayne Mansfield Pamela Green or Sophia Loren. Her vintage beauty and/or sexiness can be that of any period from the 1920s to the mid-60s. Hippie chicks do NOT count, nor do women whose looks, however attractive, suggest a 70s roller disco queen or an 80s music video.

Director Tim Burton's ex-girlfriend Lisa Marie (the actress, NOT Elvis's daughter) was a real retro babe when she played Vampira in ED WOOD. So was Jennifer Connelly back before she got too skinny. Anna Nicole Smith was almost a retro babe, back before she porked out and the media revealed what her intelligence and personality were like.

by Ian McDowell July 24, 2008

retorical

a question not intended to be answered.

retorical question-
why me lord?

by ...sch July 8, 2009

Retard rights

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.

Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"

by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009

retord

Same meaning as "retard", only spoken like a retard.

"U FUKKEN RETORD I'MMA GONNA BRAKE UR LEGG."

by asailant2000 January 17, 2010

Retardis

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective throughout all time and relative dimension in space.

He thinks Dr. Who is a real Doctor? What a retardis!

by mina.kaiser November 26, 2011