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Legal in the Czech Republic

Term used to excuse actions which, in your own country, are illegal. Because everything is legal in the Czech Republic.

In other words, it's legal somewhere, so it must be OK to do it.

(Should not be used as a guide when visiting the Czech Republic, which probably does have one or two laws).
Edith: Quentin, you just ran a red light!
Quentin: Don't worry, it's legal in the Czech Republic.

Tarquin: You'd better not try anything, she's underage!
Jacob: Ah, but she's legal in the Czech Republic.
by NeilosUK October 7, 2008
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Republic Missouri

Small town in Southwest Missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ participate in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of Springfield Missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarrass themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.
Gary: Was that town that we just drove through Republic Missouri?

Thom: Um... I think it was the seventh circle of hell...

Gary: .....Yeah....
by Tigerfan!! September 26, 2008
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Banana republic

a small stereotypical Central American country dominated by foreign companies (from the fact that such countries were typically controlled by the United Fruit Company and grew bananas)
That country will always be nothing more than just another banana republic.
by Light Joker December 28, 2005
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Repubelicans

1. What's wrong with Murica
2. An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
See those dumbass hypocrites? Those are stupid Repubelicans
by Viceryder November 26, 2014
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republicans

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives
by jon April 2, 2005
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Democratic Republic of Congo

The most messed up country modern civilization has ever seen. More people have died in this country in war than any other war since World War 2. If you travel there, expect to see chopped off arms and dead babies lying around everywhere.
Girl: You don't know what its like to have a baby.
Guy who came from DRC: Oh rly? Well I was from the Democratic Republic of Congo biatch!
by Rick James biatch3 February 27, 2009
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republicans

People who usurp their own religious beliefs to defend their policies. Which is a sin.

People who wish to force their religion upon others while stimultaneously not living up to their religion's expectations. Which, according to Jesus, is a sin.

People who support war and then use "thou shalt not kill" as a reason against abortions.

People who say they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions.

People who lower taxes for the wealthiest one percent.

People who get in to office thanks to the less educated population states. (A proven fact)

People who accuse Democrats of being spendthrifts while bankrupting our economy.

People who work for their self interests, and the interests of their campaign funders and benifactors, while in office. (Well, Democrats are infamous for that as well.)

A party that once was good, but then the southern influence came in.

People who accuse Liberals of being whiners while bitching about: Gay People, Public Displays of the Ten Commandments, and Civil Rights.

The antithesis of progress

see hypocrites Inbred Reactionaries
Peter Griffin:
"Hey Lois, look at me. I'm the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant, and a Fat White guy who's threatened by change."

A Republican
"Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us."
by Euthanasia April 10, 2005
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