pre-relationship

kinda like fuck buddies but breaking the no string attach rule. The part before a relationship.

beth so is he your boyfriend.

Emily no

Beth but you guys are fucking and spending time.

Emily we are in a pre-relationship.

by digitalsyndrome February 15, 2015

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toxic relationship

A relationship between two or more people where you are all such unhealthy people and you feed off of each others unhealthiness. You are slowly destroying each others happiness or health with or without even realizing.

You: Should I go for a run?
Friend 1 and 2: Naw watch this Tik Tok
Friend 2: Does anyone want salad?
You and Friend 1: Can't we just have Taco bell}
Friend 3: Ughhh this is such a toxic relationship...eh whatever

by hallah.bread January 14, 2020

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relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.

biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.

by thi pseudonym has been edited July 15, 2011

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theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out

The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA

by Tev13 October 28, 2010

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Relationshippied

Where you are in a relationship with someone to the extent that it seems that you are married. This only works if the two in the relationship are not engaged.

James: Hey - What do you want for dinner tonight?
Hannah: I don't know, shall we get some pizza?
Vykie: Oh, you two are so relationshippied!

by IAmTheSuperman March 1, 2010

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