Cartwheel Queef 

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.

When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.

Cartwheel Queef by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019

Order of the Queef 

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

Order of the Queef by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

Dairy Queef 

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'

That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!

Dairy Queef by fresh margarita December 6, 2010

Mouth queef 

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.

Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"

Mouth queef by The Dropper August 9, 2013

Word Queef

Saying something outloud that you didn't mean to say.

I called my friends girlfriend a troll by accident and it was a total word queef

Word Queef by Waredjilliams August 2, 2018

Gully Queef 

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus

Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened”
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”

Gully Queef by Big meat October 22, 2019

Bloated Queef 

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

Bloated Queef by $hIti0T June 14, 2014