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Pulling an Ortiz

Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.

The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.
Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz.
by Pfizer September 26, 2005
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Pull a Noah

When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.
Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.
by aaaaclls March 27, 2009
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pull memory

Pull memory is the place you keep mental pictures (generally of them fine biatches) away in the back of your mind for future pulling* reference.

*Pulling offcourse referring to stroking your wooky, patting the dragon, tugging the tubesteak, etc
Person 1: "Lets go to the strippers." Person 2: "Na strippers is just frustrating" Person 1: "just put it in your pull memory"

"ah crap yo! - the internet is down. Im going to have resort to pull memory! Come to daddy heidi klum"
by SicSuperman February 17, 2010
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Pulling a Willow

Getting shit faced at a bowling alley because of you are:

1). A tool
2). Need an excuse for why you suck at bowling
3). An Alcoholic
4). An underage idiot who is begging to get caught because you are throwing the ball from their seats and shouting at families next to you
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you really just chug that entire bottle? We are at a bowling not a fucking frat party, Jesus

Person 2: Shut Up, I can handle this, I'm fine, I got his, don't worry

20 minutes later

Person 1: Get off the god damn floor and sit down, we are bowling. And Stop shouting at those kids over there, they are like 14.

Person 2: Hahahahahhaha, what are you talking about, Im fine, hahahaha, I kinda wanna dance now. Lets run in the parking lot!!!!

Next Day

Person 1: Hey, how you feeling?

Person 2: Ughhh, I feel like shit, I had to work this morning, it sucked ass.

Person 1: Well thats what you get for Pulling a Willow
by Beavis1029 September 26, 2010
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Pulling a Teddy

Mysteriously getting "sick" and missing school whenever there is a test or quiz. Often someone who pulls a Teddy won't miss a full day and will simply come in late just after the test was taken or will get his/her parents to pick him/her up right before. They will almost always have a faked doctor's note.
Person 1: Where's John?
Person 2: He's got his mom to pick him up because he was "sick"
Person 1: Yeah right. He's just pulling a Teddy cause he doesn't want to take the Bio test
by academy2014 September 29, 2011
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Pulled A Webber

Refering to basketball. Calling a time out when you dont have any remaining. To pull a "webber"
North Carolina won the national title with a 77-71 victory in the final game over Michigan. The most memorable play in the championship game came in the last seconds as Chris Webber tried to call a timeout when double-teamed by North Carolina. Michigan had already used all of its timeouts, so Webber's gaffe resulted in a technical foul.
Jimmy: What a great game. 15 seconds to go and we are down only one point.
Timmy: Get the ball inbound Wally!
Jimmy: WHAT! Wally called a timeout with none left.
Timmy: I cant believe he pulled a webber.
by Crunkzilla March 8, 2008
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purse-pull

The drawing back of one's purse toward herself in response to the approach of an unsavory, shifty, or shady individual.
Dude, I walked by this table of women going out of Starbucks and got purse-pulled.
by emacmarie March 8, 2011
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