Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT

The FILE SKUNK(CRAZY) PAPERS.

It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

Talk-Prison

When someone (against your will) locks you in your own personal internal prison whilst they carry on a (mostly one-sided) conversation you cannot exit from.

Every Friday, without fail, Creepy Steve sits at my bar and puts me in talk-prison.

by KorFow January 13, 2022

Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.

Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.

by meggymc September 3, 2022

Wakefield Prison

A maximum security prison sometimes referred to as "Monster Mansion." Holds some extremely sick bastards such as Mark Bridger, Robert Maudsley, Thomas Hughes and in the past Dr Harold Shipman and Levi Bellfield. Most of which are serving life long and all are serving lengthy sentences. Why? Let's not even go there, the newspapers will have covered it no doubt.

You wouldn't want to get banged up at Wakefield Prison, there are some sick bastards in there!

by LordJenal September 12, 2022

Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023