couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

potato wedges

A camel toe or vagina.

Hey, check out that milf's potato wedges.

by fat-pie in the sky March 22, 2010

Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

by potato pusher December 30, 2010

Potato

1.A vegetable
2.An insult

1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato

by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

Big Potatoes

One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.

"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"

"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."

by Sean Sig January 12, 2010

cincinatti potato chip

While laying in bed you masturbate and cum just below your belly button. Let the cum dry overnight and then peel it off in the morning for a salty snack.

I like my cincinatti potato chips with a little extra salt.

by Popeye I May 6, 2011

Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 2, 2018