pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015

Porping

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated

"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."

by J. Manziel June 26, 2016

pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018

poopin' on the clog

Poopin' on the clog is a phrase used meaning to make things worse. Similar to 'fueling the fire.' Poopin' on the clog is when someone exacerbates a problem.

In the context of someone making a situation worse, you might say, "You're just poopin' on the clog, now. "

by TheGrower September 16, 2018

Poopin' Stupid

Your so stupid that you pooped 12 seconds after you last big poo.

Joe is so Poopin' stupid that he pooped in the bushes 3 times in 5 minutes!

by watzlyfe December 18, 2018

Plopping kids out

The action of giving birth to a child. It is a word more used for teenagers to describe the body of the small toddler falling out of the mothers vaginal area once the head is out of the cervix. It was first used by Beyoncé in one of her less viewed interviews.

“My mom told me she hated plopping kids out”

“When will Camren plop out kids?”

Plop out=give birth to

by Bluecat June 7, 2019