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ass picker

a person who goes 2 the restroom 2 make peanut butter n does not wipe his or her ass completely, allowing 4 peanut butter dingle berry's 2 form.
when naveed's ass itches he picks at it making him an ass picker
by erik packer November 29, 2007
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pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something
V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?
by Jessica April 1, 2004
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pick n' roll

(v)
1. to execute a 'pick-and-roll' play on the basketball court

2. to 'pick' up an opportunity at a dis and 'roll' with it by making fun of the person you're dealing with- in good humor, of course.


3. getting or flirting with a girl; to 'pick' up an opportunity at doing something with a member of the opposite sex and 'roll' with it by either grinding on the dance floor or some other form of intimacy with her/him that need not be said in so many words .

4. achieving huge success to 'pick' up any opportunity at achieving something and 'roll' with it by being successful- esp. in an academic subject


5. just as Amendment 9 of the Constitution says, this dictionary definition list cannot possibly cover every aspect of the multifaceted pick n' roll, and sometimes, higher powers will have to be consulted to determine correct usage.

(adj)
6. often used when describing an opportunity that could lead to one of the aforementioned pick n' roll actions (a ----- opportunity)

(n)

7. The act of being super fly (NOTE: since the gerund of 'pick n' roll' is generally not used, the noun form of it is used to describe any execution of a pick n' roll opportunity) ; The noun form is often abbreviated PNR.
1.
Jeremy: "We were only able to beat the other team because you two kept teaming up for those amazing two-pointers.
Floyd and Lloyd: "Yup, we pick n' rolled all day."

2.
Alex: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Neil: "You don't need a dress to do that."
Mike: "Snap! You just pick n' rolled all over her."

3.
George: "So apparently I heard you went clubbing the other night, and did absolutely nothing apart from drinking pepsi til 3 AM?"

Albert: "That's total crap- I picked n' rolled all night."


4.
John: "How'd you do on your report card this term? I got a 92 average."
Lisa: "Oh- that's pretty good. I managed a 100.3"

John: "Wow- you just bullsh- I mean- you just pick n' rolled this term, huh?."

5.
David: "Did you guys make the semi-final round of policy debate?"
Daniel: "Man, We pick n' rolled to finals, baby!"

6 and 7 usage (in order):

Alex: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Neil: "Wow Alex, you just handed me a pick n' roll opportunity."
Mike: "That's not the only thing she's handing you."
Ally: "Whoa! That was OD PNR!"
by ASKStuy February 23, 2009
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I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down!

Used to say "I understand", but in a slightly more ghetto way.
White Friend- Do you understand?

You- I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down!
by KILL_EM_ALL1981 August 24, 2010
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Cotton-pickin'

An adjective of Southern U.S. origin: Pain in the ass. Difficult. Bothersome. God-forsaken. Irritating. Frustrating. Crazy-making. Idiotic. Unbearable.

Originated as a descriptor for the labor of harvesting cotton crops. Later used to described the farm-workers, primarily african-american slaves, who harvested the crops. May be offensive, and perceived as derogatory or insulting, to any intelligent or enlightened audience if spoken aloud.
"Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind?" "Assembling IKEA furniture is so cotton-pickin' hard if you don't follow the instructions." "My boss is such a cotton-pickin' fool."
by palabrita January 20, 2013
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Pick me guy

How to deal with nice guys

What they want

They try to say really bad things about them selfs to make people feel bad and pity them/ be nice to them

Why do they

They usually do this so they look innocent and make new friends or they use this on people they don’t nessarly like so they can manipulate them and make them look deceiving

What you should do

1. Confront them and tell them that they should stop talking down on them selfs and how it affects them

1. If one doesn’t work ask them why they talk bad abt them selfs and then change it from there

2. If none of those work just agree with what they are saying bc it will probably take them back and make them think why do they guilt trip people and they’ll either stop doing that or ask why you said that and if they ask why you say that you say well I know what your trying to do and sense you talk bad abt yourself to everyone you must be trying to get people to agree with you or something

3. If they get mad at you for confronting them just start hanging around their friends and try to stay on their minds and manifesting works too
He is such a pick me guy!!!
by User_urban_Anonymous April 17, 2021
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truffle picker

i stupid little truffle picker knocked me in the legs today walking up the stairs
by mikey October 7, 2003
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