by goodbøy October 13, 2020
Get the Parkermug. a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021
Get the parkermug. Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
by Lil park November 2, 2020
Get the Parkermug. Parker is smart and nerdy, he knows a lot about subjects most people wouldn’t take the time to understand. Parker is funny and kind and usually understanding, he makes weird jokes and has a unique personality but he’s an awesome friend that should never be given up.
by Caterpillicious Definitions July 9, 2018
Get the Parkermug. To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
by Daroobee October 15, 2022
Get the parkeredmug. The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
by Bobby Mc Bobberson March 12, 2020
Get the parker jamesmug. by parkershusband January 14, 2022
Get the Parker Campionmug.