Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

tiny penis

A penis the size of a baby's or smaller.

Dustin's penis is a tiny penis because I have babysat 3 year olds with more meat than him.

by Dustin's Best Friend April 25, 2014

Penis Face

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.

Pat McCurry is a Penis Face

by carl huebner May 3, 2009

gogo gadget penis

noun: an exceptionally large member

verb: to have a penis grow large quickly

There was no chance that Yuri's penis would gogo gadget penis around naked women; for lo, he is a homosexual

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 10, 2010

Penisable

adjective
1 the ability to be penised, to be inflicted by penising: dicked, wanged, cocked.

Justin, as a gay man, is penisable.

by Mexico 66 October 21, 2010

penis wacker

A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.

Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!

by CatNigger January 22, 2009

penis destroyer

a girl who is chased by guys, and rejects them completly

or a girl who has hardcore sex and completly destroys the guys penis

hilda:"omg liz your such a penis destroyer"

liz: "i know we were like complete horndogs

by homeskillet 1 December 19, 2008