He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing

Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night

by Smg May 8, 2018

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my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

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Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

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Own Fest 06'

A festival of ownage that happens to take place in the year 2006.

Josh and Jordan played a few games Dead or Alive 4 for X-box 360. After Josh beat Jordan relentlesly he declared it "Own Fest 06'"

by Josh Lively July 16, 2008

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Archive of our own

A fanfiction website, where the mods censor you for even speaking about palestine, yet allow roblox child rape fanfictions. Genuinely one of the most demented websites on this planet

Guy 1: Watcha reading?
Guy 2: Oh i'm reading 007n7 raping Coolkidd on Archive of our own
Guy 1:Can you blow your shit CLEAN OFF.

by pedophile ENDER August 13, 2025

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