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New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
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Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.
Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.
by Harry McGill July 20, 2011
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Cartoon Network

A Toon Network that went from its Golden years to its Crappy years.

How I miss The Cartoon Network City Era (You know, the era where cartoons interact with each other in a city and they have great music and Nikki and The Now/Next with character heads)

Great shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Powerpuff Girls, Megas XLR, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Time Squad, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Duck Dodgers, Dexter’s Laboratory, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Johnny Bravo, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Xiaolin Showdown, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Samurai Jack, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Cow and Chicken, Skunk Fu and Mucha Lucha have no schedule anymore because of the NEW Cartoon Network. If it wasn't for these shows, Cartoon Network wouldn't be so awesome!

They took off Toonami few years later...

BIG MISTAKE!

We have no idea why it got cancelled but I got 4 guesses:

They hate anime for being so much more popular than cartoons, Censorship, Toonami is too popular to Cartoon Network or Cartoon Network thinks anime shouldn’t be on a cartoon station

Because of this anti-anime act, Naruto got taken off like 3 weeks after.

The shows they aired were

Hamtaro
Cardcaptors
Pokémon
Pokémon Chronicles
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Tenchi Muyo
Tenchi Universe
Tenchi in Tokyo
Naruto
Zatch Bell
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Gundam Wing
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
One Piece
Rave Master
Duel Masters
SD Gundam
Gundam SEED
.hack//SIGN
Gundam 0080
Rurouni Kenshin

Yu Yu Hakusho
G Gundam
IGPX
Blue Dragon
Sailor Moon

Now that Toonami is off, where will we get more anime to watch and how will they make Saturdays nights feel special and where are we going to watch more anime movies and where will we be able to see more Naruto episodes?

We only had 10 more to get to Shippuden Season!

The only anime we have left are Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's and Bakugan.

NOT ENOUGH!

What's worse is that they are doing CN Real (Cartoon Network Real) added REALITY shows this year in 2009!

Survive This, Destroy Build Destroy, BrainRush and The Othersiders

They are also adding SlamBall! :(

All of these shows suck and they're gonna fail because no one gives a flying hoo-ha about them.

Like Nikki, the female announcer of the Cartoon Network City Era said,

"This is Cartoon Network."

With all these reality crap they can't call themselves Cartoon Network anymore!

The only good cartoons we have left are Chowder, Total Drama Island/Action, Flapjack and Johnny Test.

The Thumb Wrestling Federation thing is pure retarded and it's lame. As if anyone wants to see thumbs in wrestling masks and stuff. The thumb characters are mostly idiots.

The curfews have decreased by one hour too. So now Cartoon Network ends at 10:00 instead of 11:00.

Anyone who believes the NEW Cartoon Network sucks and that we need the old Cartoon Network back along with Toonami, rate up.
by AnimeandToonLover July 1, 2009
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Nekopan

Nekopan n. A loaf of bread with cat ears, two eyes and a mouth. Neko is the Japanese word for cat and Pan is Japanese for bread. So Nekopan means "catbread". Nekopans like to roam free in meadows of flowers. They are also quite civilized. Of course it is NOT a cat baked into bread mind you as that would be gruesome and unethical.
"The Nekopan hopped merrily amongst the flowers."
by Lindsay September 5, 2003
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Nerf Miner

"Miner" is a Clash Royale card Known for being nerfed over and over again. The Clash Royale community made a meme "Nerf Miner" which they want to nerf Miner.
Person 1: My father died
Person 2: "Nerf Miner"
by Scammkidzz February 14, 2022
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michael nesmith

Guitarist and vocalist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1970 and 1996-1997. Responsible for some of the Monkees’ best individually-penned efforts, including “The Girl I Knew Somewhere”, “Circle Sky”, “You Just May Be the One”, “Papa Gene’s Blues” and “Listen to the Band.” Has written many hit songs for other artists, including Linda Ronstadt, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and Olivia Newton-John. A proficient guitarist who sustained a successful solo career in the 1970s, releasing countless solo albums and achieving Top 40 hit singles like “Joanne”, “Silver Moon” and “Rio.” These albums were considered to be some of the most groundbreaking of the country-rock era. Formed his own production company Pacific Arts in the late 1970s, which, spurred on by the filmed version of his single “Rio”, helped pioneer the dawn of the music video. Subsequently created the music chart show “Popclips” which later was bought by Warner and developed into MTV. Recipient of the first video Grammy Award for “Elephant Parts” in 1981. Pacific Arts became the leading American video publishing company in the 1980s. Resumed his solo career in the early 1990s after appearing only sporadically in concert with the reunited Monkees between 1986-1989, but temporarily rejoined the band in 1996. Published his first novel, The Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zamora, in 1999. Inherited the fortune of his mother, Bette, who invented Liquid Paper, also known as "white out."
Weren't they good, they made me happy.
I think I can make it alone.
-Michael Nesmith, "Listen to the Band", 1969
by MusicFan August 1, 2004
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neon guts

This is when you are low-key swag on the inside but you don't show it
Lil uzi vert~ "and I got a colorful ora like I got neon guts"
by Ab3_10 September 27, 2017
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