googa monster

An extremely unattractive girl or woman that almost all men sleep with at some point when they really need to get laid or have been drinking heavily. Also see goblin

I'm bringing the googa monster over to the house so I can put it on her

by Matt damen December 6, 2006

New York Minute

v. Quick, fast and in a hurry.

I'll be there to get you in a New York Minute.

by POE December 15, 2003

Manute Bol

v. To cockblock someone. This technique is commonly employed by males and females alike, and victims tend to more often be friends than enemies of whoever is Manute Bol for the night. Technique varies widely, as do motives, though Manuting most commonly occurs out of competition (usually in males) or protection (usually females). Manute holds records for blocking shots, and if you're not careful, he'll block you too!

Pat Manute Boled me by hitting on the same breezy I was talking to.

Pat was Manuted by the girl's overly concerned friend.

by Manute Bol January 13, 2008

Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate

"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

by Bravochimp July 28, 2004

Glub Monsters

The name for the fictional species of intelligent alien creature that is said to be responsible for creating the popular and unique "glub glub" sound, characteristic of many dubstep bass lines, when they talk/communicate.

Man! Those glub monsters are really rockin' out! That bass line is HEAV-YY! Keep that dubstep comin' son!

by The Undisputed Original P-DuBS November 1, 2010

a minute and a half

a very long period of time. like a minute, but longer.

Running into your boy from high school:
Him: "Yo, it's been a minute son!"
Me: "Dog it's been a minute AND A HALF"

by t'werd October 20, 2011

Microsoft-minute

The actual time it takes to download or install data as opposed to the time estimation given in the progress-bar dialog that accompanies the process.

According to this dialog, it will only take two more minutes to install the program. (Five minutes later) The program has to update. Now it says it will take another ten minutes to finish installation. Those are not real minutes; those are Microsoft-minutes!

by Michael Gaston October 23, 2012