Modern Racism

Joseph/Devin

See that mofo Joseph over there he’s basically modern racism

by Datboyvibeintonmuch December 7, 2023

Modern Rikes

A proper noun referring to a pedophile or one who has an obsession over little ones. He creates content, hiding the fact that he obsesses over little kids.

"yo modern rikes who do you like?"
"Kids."

by beatmeateater124 July 18, 2024

modirater

Men that are physically unable to get an erection.

"I am a modirater. I cannot get hard, not even with my wife's fingers."

by KLSFLW August 8, 2024

modirater

Men physically unable to have an erection without have terminal diarrhea while trying to perform it.

"I am a modirater. I almost died by trying to get hard"

by KLSFLW August 8, 2024

Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.

Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”

by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024

Modern day princess

Lauren Boosey

A Modern day princess is Cleaning the house daily and getting gousto deliveries

by Mushaman May 2, 2024

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024