microwave mentality

Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.

Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done."

Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."

microwave mentality by ShadowInTheNight February 3, 2010

Extreme Metal 

Any form of metal that goes beyond heavy metal in terms of extremity--black metal, death metal, grindcore are the most commonly used, though thrash (primiarly that from the 1980's) can be included as well. This also includes hybrid genres, such as dark metal, death grind, death thrash, goregrind, etc.

Morbid Angel is one of the most popular extreme metal bands today.

Extreme Metal by Goatlord April 30, 2003

death metal

A brutal sub-genre of heavy metal. Misplaced anger is often put towards this genre by ignorant people who think jazz is really avant-garde.

Death metal usually includes but is not limited to fast riffage, growling vocals, and blast beats. Modern death metal has some grindcore influence. Yes, it does take talent to vocalize like that. Record yourself "growling" and let's see how professinal you sound.

Death metal bands: Morbid Angel, Severed Savior, Dying Fetus, Misery Index, Massacre, Immolation, Suffocation, Malevolent Creation, Impaled, and many more.

The following band is not death metal: Slipknot. Slipknot is mallcore. Deal with it.

death metal by lover of all heavy metal September 13, 2003

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.

Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Heavy Fucking Metal 

It is what it is; Heavy Fucking Metal. Heavy Metal that is fucking heavy. Heavy Metal that's so fucking heavy it's not just Heavy Metal any more; it's Heavy FUCKING Metal.

Heavy Fucking Metal is...
Heavy.

Fucking.

Metal.

Heavy Fucking Metal by Metalheadzzyzx May 18, 2010

doom metal

slow, heavy, depressing metal. Think the first 3 Sabbath albums but darker and heavier.

doom metal saved my life

doom metal by The Cuntsaw November 2, 2003

Metal Tooth

A fictional 80's hair metal band that spawned from YouTube.

Fan: Did you hear Metal Tooth's new song?

Asshole: Yeah, the one that was three decades late?

Fan: Yeah...

Metal Tooth by doctorsister September 27, 2011