meganmayers2019

a georgous girl who is perfect and owns a dog and a cat and has a boyfriend called aimy and has a friend called zoe

i am meganmayers2019 and i slay .

by sheiyla November 12, 2022

Virgin Megastore

An all-girls highschool.

Dude 1: Are you coming to the canteen at lunch?

Dude 2: No I need to nip to the Virgin Megastore.

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

Pulling a Meghan McCain

Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."

As when confronted by Paul Begala, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, with the fact that Ronald Reagan blamed his problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know."

To which Begala replied, "I wasn't born during the French Revolution but I know about it!"

I asked my friend Daniel, "Who's bigger, Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley?"

Daniel: "Who's Elvis Presley?"

Me: "The King of Rock and Roll? Hello? '50s, 60s, 70s?"

Daniel: "How should I know? I wasn't even born then!"

Me: "Dude. Are you seriously pulling a Meghan McCain?"

by TheRealZamboni July 13, 2009

Megan Fox

An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.

"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."

or

"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"

by LOL@MYDEFINITION! June 21, 2009

Megan

When you first meet her, she might be a little intimidating but after you get to know her, she's the chillest and nicest person in the world. She tends to speak her mind and not care what peope think of her. She's only a bitch when she needs to be. You can't win an arguement with a Megan. She stays single, she doesn't like to worry about boys because she has better things to do. She's easy to fall in love with but it's hard to get her to fall in love with you but once you get her, keep her, because she's a keeper. Fuck her over once and she's gone forever. She's most defenitely a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Megan isn't bossy, she's the boss.

Person 1: she's super cool!
Person 2: must be a Megan!!

by themfgreatest March 10, 2015

MegaSweet

megasweet |ˈmegəswēt

Def.

adjective

1. (Of person, place, thing, sound, or taste) Having the characteristic of being vastly appealing

2. Used as a phrase for emotional emphasis in various phrases and exclamations.

noun

1. A talented artist who uses "MegaSweet" as a pseudonym and creates art for the My Little Pony: FiM Community.

Examples

1.

Jackie: Bitch, come taste this soup.

Sin: Fuck that soup, get me something megasweet.

2.

Jackie: That hooker you bought me had the itch.

Sin: Megasweet.

noun

1.

Jackie: Hey bro, did you check out that new shit MegaSweet dished out yesterday?

Sin: Fuck yeah man, I've been ready and waiting all week with my pants off.

by Jackie Sin June 15, 2011

Megan Thee Stallion

Shes an rapper, singer, and songwriter. She is most know by her "Ah" by people named Ziva and Skye

Megan Thee Stallion is iconic

by pop off kween November 13, 2020